1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2 People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.
3 When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
4 When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses!
5 When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.
6 People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.
8 When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?
9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?
----------------Girls---------------------------- ------- -----are like apples------------------- --------on trees. The best ones----------- ------are at the top of the tree.-------- ----The boys dont want to reach------ ---for the good ones because they ------ -are afraid of falling and getting hurt.---- Instead, they just get the rotten apples- ---from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. So the apples at the top think -something is wrong with them, when in --reality, they're amazing. They just ---have to wait for the right boy to------- ----- come along, the one who's----------- ----------- brave enough to----------------- -----------------climb all---------------------- ----------------- the way--------------------- -----------------to the top-------------------- ---------------- of the tree.----------------
Monica..hmmmmm wat can i possibly say??..lol she'z a gud friend of mine and yea she definately can make u smile and laugh thou u're trying tah cry hardowt!!!(U gotta tell me u're secret coz Sera-cry baby jst cnt stop hehehehehe.. Monica is definately a gal's best frend..yea we were best buddies in primary..still gud of frends-wat happened?? well u see-she fell onto d dark side(thanx 2 Sera nd Nina)..so an Angel lyk me had to stop communicatin wid d 2005 504 evil form..hehehe joax only Mon, Nex nd Sera nd not 4getting Elenoa-tamani devil rau lol...Well bac 2 Monica, trust me she's definately one of d pieces to the puzzle of friendship, a piece of d puzzle u cant afford 2 lose...Keep smilin' nd shinin' lyk u alwyz do Gal nd do me a favour nd kick those 3 in d butt...
Ah Monica. She's one of the cutest chics in the form. Also a fellow Harry Potter Freak and Book Worm..like myself..heheh
& Like she said, she can be serious at times but you can always have a laugh with her!!!
Well i've know Monica since Primary and IMO she's a good friend and she'll always have your back! Important Note: Do not mess with this chic ppl!! OOOh you so do not want to get on her bad side...haha jokes.
mon,mon,mon...wat can i say...monica is dis wanabe angel who diguises herself pretty well, but she cant fool me...joax...dis is sum1 who is always up 4 a challenge esp. when it comes 2 computer...must be JIJI's favorite...he!he!he! she's a great comfort...as if..she'll jst make u cry more...lol...nah 4 real dis girl can make u 4get about ur problems & worries by simply making u smile...try hanging with her, trust me u won't regret it...much love doll...& kip smiling...
Hhmmmmm.....wat can i say about Monica.....Hhmmm......Ummmmm.....well all i'm gonna say is this,she may look adorable,innocent and a daddy's gal but she's a little demon....lol!!!!!Monica IS a good friend that anyone can ever ask for,she's not only pretty but she's smart and she has a great sense of humour....especiallly when she's jOkin bout my beautiful hair which she stole,i don't know how but long story short,that's my hair....lol!!!!C U LATERZ GAL AND TAKE CARE!!!
Hey sista galfran..well PeEpZ..dis gal rite hurr is 1 cheeky..freaky gal..She's great 2 hang around wif..coz she can take u weaeva u wanna go but she will take u 1st to the science block..lol..isa dat old times..she is serious in her scool work..(the geeks)..Well guys u hav to get to know her coz she's cool..very down to earth..bubbly..funny in teasin her bf aka Vaione..(they hav the same height)..lol..well dats all for dis bisikete lil moncey.. Luv ya sis..
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1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2 People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.
3 When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
4 When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses!
5 When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.
6 People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.
8 When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?
9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?